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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-05-09 03:36 am

029- (Voice) HIS BARGE TROLL CROWN IS BEING COMPROMISED. GTFO.

Okay! So, uh... What now? Huh? The Admiral's just decided to stop announcing his bad driving? Like we're not gonna notice when this crap goes pearshaped? Seriously? Oh hey! Raise your hand if you think something's gone wrong with the Barge. Oh wait.

And if one more person says it's temporal interference, I will punt them.

Why do I have a feeling this is just gonna somehow end in blood and tears? Oh right. Because it's the Barge. That's how it always ends with this place. Hate to break it to you, newbies, but you just tapped into the Good Ship Unclaimed Baggage. Get out while you can.

[identity profile] viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, he has to meet his Being-A-Dick quota for the day, mmk?]

You can't fault us for reacting to the choices they made, Gabriel. They were just that: their choices.

If you'd prefer we throw out all consequence from here on out, I'm sure we'd all be happy to step aside and let you try to handle a world where no prices are paid.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[And Gabriel's getting his Being-a-Snarky-Bitch quota in.]

I told you. We should've just gotten a chore wheel like other families.

[identity profile] viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
What's done is done, brother. What we can affect is the future.

Being afraid of it accomplishes nothing, but demonstrating a lack of faith.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. You're not dragging me back home. You'll have to take me back over my dead body.

[OH THANK GOD, MICHAEL CAN'T SEE HIM CRINGE.]

[identity profile] viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
We can get you another body. [That's the sound of Michael apparently being completely unfazed.]

[identity profile] viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then don't do something stupid that's going to end in you losing it.

[SIGH.] Gabriel, I don't wish to bring you back as a prisoner. I wish you to walk back, as my brother. There will be no chains upon you. You won't be thrown in a cell and unable to return to Earth, or whatever it is you expect.

Believe me - though you won't - I understand your position, and I can even sympathize with why you left, but your petulance and this... cowardice that keeps you running aground? Means only one thing.

You've lost faith in His will. And what is lost can be found again. Give us that chance.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[And you have broken your little brother, Michael. GOOD JOB.

He's really quiet for a long time before he finally speaks, EVERY OUNCE OF CONTROL HE HAS going into making himself sound like he doesn't give a rat's ass.]


Well. Glad you got that off your chest, Mike. Was it good for you?

[identity profile] viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
If lip is all you have to give me now - to give Him now...

I truly sorrow for you.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
That and a nickel'll get you a cup of coffee, Michael. We done?

[identity profile] viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
We're never done, Gabriel.

Ours is eternal.

[identity profile] viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'll do better. I'll pray for you.