029- (Voice) HIS BARGE TROLL CROWN IS BEING COMPROMISED. GTFO.

[uberboned]

Okay! So, uh... What now? Huh? The Admiral's just decided to stop announcing his bad driving? Like we're not gonna notice when this crap goes pearshaped? Seriously? Oh hey! Raise your hand if you think something's gone wrong with the Barge. Oh wait.

And if one more person says it's temporal interference, I will punt them.

Why do I have a feeling this is just gonna somehow end in blood and tears? Oh right. Because it's the Barge. That's how it always ends with this place. Hate to break it to you, newbies, but you just tapped into the Good Ship Unclaimed Baggage. Get out while you can.

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[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Hey! You can't prove that. If I was scared, you'd think there'd be a lot more cowering and a little less snark. Huh?

[Except she knows your kind, Gabriel. Snark is a defense mechanism. >.>]

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

You told him you ran away.

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Well, it was kinda obvious, I haven't been lost in Milwaukee for two thousand years, princess.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

What did I say about calling me princess?

I don't care who you are, I don't care why you're here--he's trying to intimidate you and that's not all right with me. Okay?

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

That it was the best pet name you've ever heard?

Fine. But if he fries you through the network? I'm not holding your hand when the Admiral drags you back to life.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

No.

Well. Like you said. I'll live.

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Well, too bad, 'cause I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna stop calling you that.

You really want "I got bitchslapped by the Archangel Michael" tainting your Catholic soul?

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

I'll stop responding.

I can still hardly wrap my head around the fact that I went drinking with Gabriel. My Catholic soul--I don't. Can I just not think about that right now?

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I bet you won't.

D'you wanna talk about how you just told my bro where he could stick it? You have balls of steel, lady. You're a complete idiot, but... Y'know, at least you're ballsy.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Try me.

Yeah, remind me of that when you're done scraping me off the barge wall.

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You just tried to save my bacon back there. You like me.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

You're a coworker.

And an egomaniac.

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You still like me.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

I don't dislike you. But I mean it--you're a coworker. We're in this together. I stepped in because I happened to be here, but... If we're going to get through this, all of us? Doing that's not the kind of thing that should stand out.

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And you kinda like me.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Call me princess again and that'll change pretty damn quick.

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[VICTORY FOR GABRIEL.]

Oh don't worry. I'll come up with something better.