029- (Voice) HIS BARGE TROLL CROWN IS BEING COMPROMISED. GTFO.

[uberboned]

Okay! So, uh... What now? Huh? The Admiral's just decided to stop announcing his bad driving? Like we're not gonna notice when this crap goes pearshaped? Seriously? Oh hey! Raise your hand if you think something's gone wrong with the Barge. Oh wait.

And if one more person says it's temporal interference, I will punt them.

Why do I have a feeling this is just gonna somehow end in blood and tears? Oh right. Because it's the Barge. That's how it always ends with this place. Hate to break it to you, newbies, but you just tapped into the Good Ship Unclaimed Baggage. Get out while you can.

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[doctorxbadass.livejournal.com]

[The vague sound of a laptop powering up.] Barge, Admiral, Temporal interference?

What the-

Maybe this things on the wrong frequency, Pamela!

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh great. We have another contender for the "Biggest Wrong Number Ever" award.

[doctorxbadass.livejournal.com]

Looks to be that way.

Mind tellin' me what the hell's goin' on?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

If I knew, you think I'd be sitting here talking about it? You're getting broadcast to our boat. That's about all I know.