029- (Voice) HIS BARGE TROLL CROWN IS BEING COMPROMISED. GTFO.

[uberboned]

Okay! So, uh... What now? Huh? The Admiral's just decided to stop announcing his bad driving? Like we're not gonna notice when this crap goes pearshaped? Seriously? Oh hey! Raise your hand if you think something's gone wrong with the Barge. Oh wait.

And if one more person says it's temporal interference, I will punt them.

Why do I have a feeling this is just gonna somehow end in blood and tears? Oh right. Because it's the Barge. That's how it always ends with this place. Hate to break it to you, newbies, but you just tapped into the Good Ship Unclaimed Baggage. Get out while you can.

Comments

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[jkasldkajdad]

Okay. Why does my episode of "This Is Your Life" have valley girls?

[featherylilass.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware you were placing people in television again.

I'm also not sure what a 'Valley girl' is.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Headwalling so hard.]

Why would I put myself in TV Land, Castiel? What're you even doing? Don't you have an apocalypse to avert or something?

we'll say he's from last week, y/n?

[featherylilass.livejournal.com]

I am sitting in a hospital bed.

Fine by me!

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....

Is that code for something?

[featherylilass.livejournal.com]

No, it means what it is. I'm sitting in a hospital bed.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....Why?

[featherylilass.livejournal.com]

I was forced to use a sigil on... well placed on my chest, used on others. To ensure the safety of Dean and Sam.

I woke up on a fishing boat off the coast and I was promptly carted to the hospital.

I've been here since.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Wait. Time out.

You broke your Grace? I went two thousand years without fucking that up. How'd you manage it in two years?

[See Gabriel. See Gabriel be a master of tact.]

[featherylilass.livejournal.com]

If I had an answer to it do you not think I'd be finding a way to fix myself?