024- RELIGIOUS OBSERVANCES ARE FOR SQUARES (LIKE PANTS)

[uberboned]

Three points.

(1. I'm not an idiot. I know what this week is. By all means, have a Southern Baptist-style potluck supper for all I care. I'm not gonna be the little archangel that rained on your religious parade.

(2. In case you're all worried, no, I don't celebrate April Fool's Day. I'm a little more professional than that, thanks. Although, given the sheer number of dick moves people pull on that day, it's my busiest time of the year. ...That and Thanksgiving. I'm not sure why.

Anyway.

(3. I'm dragging Irene into the CES tomorrow. We'll be gone... Oh, a good three or four days. Maybe. If you need anything.... Y'know what? Just don't need anything.

Comments

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[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

That's not why I did it. It really isn't.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Thanksgiving?

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

So you are aware, sir, you may encounter another camping party in the CES whilst you are there.

THUNDERSTRUCK. not a word that applies to irene often.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

...Three days?

Melodramatic and obviously insincere response.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

You're LEAVING ME?!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HER BIFFLE.

[sonotahunter.livejournal.com]

...You're a barbarian.

[hulk]

Have a nice camping trip. Sounds like a nice way to get away from the general, you know. Crazy around here.