uberboned: (You can almost hear the Phil Collins)
Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-03-27 02:41 pm

023- WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING? (Hint: The same sound as an archangel panicking)

Storytime, Barge!

Once there was an archangel who, after suffering from death-by-fire and holed up in a room for two days straight, received a request for some R&R time with one of his favorite people. Considering he's about to go insane laying in bed all day, he drops by to visit said person and lo and behold! That person's not there anymore. Hm, says the archangel. That's really weird. So he pops back into the room of the girl he's staying with, while his room smells like Kentucky Fried Archangel to tell her how weird it is that JD invites a guy to come get him and then just vanishes and... There's no Max. There's Max's stuff, but no Max.

So the archangel, confused but not deterred, popped by his next door neighbor's room to see what he thinks of this weird turn of events.

Also gone.

Moral of the story: Iiiif you're someone I like well enough to call a friend, could you, I dunno... Make like the Mickey Mouse Club and do a sound-off, 'cause this? This is getting a little too uncomfortable for my liking. I mean, this is the kind of thing I would do to mess with someone and I don't like being messed with. Okay?

[[OOC: So I'm sick as a dog today, so tags might be slow-to-nonexistent today, but I needed to get this up before it was too late, because it would have been OOC for Gabe not to react to this. At any rate, Gabe's not acting nearly as panicky as you'd expect him to act, because repressing emotions are healthy, but he's totally freaking out on the inside. Also, GDI. Gabe has a lot of CR with Nicci's characters. XD;;]]
cisskabob: (Cissie says 'um?')

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-03-27 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's... a lot of disappearance for one day. I haven't gone anywhere.

[identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Tough break.

private

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So you haven't seen Dean either?

[identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Still here.

Sorry?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...where did they go?

Curt Gabe is curt, because he's internally flipping out.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Stay that way.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good. You're still here. Everyone! Tony's safe! You can call off the search parties now.

private- He totally already knows Dean's missing, but won't admit he checked. :|

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
....Sonuvabitch.

Is Sam still here?

[identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to leave you a Precious Moments card as a goodbye. I like it here, though. The mattresses are just like at home.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. I'm just making sure the Admiral isn't fucking with me, specifically. That was... Pretty much half my social life that up and vanished.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
To Narnia. They found a wardrobe on the Barge and figured it was the better alternative and forgot to tell me.

I don't know. Okay? That's what I'm trying to find out.
Edited 2010-03-27 20:48 (UTC)

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[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I talked to him this afternoon. Anyone else you might be missing?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure there are fewer vampires and spontaneous disappearances though.

private-

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I think everyone else I know is accounted for, but I don't actually know that many people.

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think they went home?

I want to go home...

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
They wouldn't've left without saying something. And their stuff's still here. So... I'm thinkin' no.
cisskabob: (Thoughtful Cissie)

Cissie understands the stoic panic thing. She's friends with Tim, after all. ALSO, FEEL BETTER. <3

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-03-27 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm planning on it. You too.

[identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm a little miffed I was left behind.

Aziraphale still here?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
He hasn't said anything yet, so... I dunno.

Re: private-

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you're not the only one. My inmate's boyfriend's disappeared...

private-

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
....When did that happen? Just now?

[identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever tried to do business in the Philippines? There are plenty of disappearances, and they eat guinea pigs, which is about as good as being a vampire.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The Philippines, while terrifying in their own little way, ain't exactly a pandimensional Barge where 'Shit Goes Down' is the default setting. We've passed the normal threat levels and are holding steady at Defcon Chartreuse.

Color me a little concerned.

Re: private-

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
A week ago, about. Or, that's when I found out about it.

private-

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. So either the Admiral's trying to psych us out by borrowing a few people at a time or one of these things is not like the other.

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