uberboned: (You can almost hear the Phil Collins)
Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-03-27 02:41 pm

023- WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING? (Hint: The same sound as an archangel panicking)

Storytime, Barge!

Once there was an archangel who, after suffering from death-by-fire and holed up in a room for two days straight, received a request for some R&R time with one of his favorite people. Considering he's about to go insane laying in bed all day, he drops by to visit said person and lo and behold! That person's not there anymore. Hm, says the archangel. That's really weird. So he pops back into the room of the girl he's staying with, while his room smells like Kentucky Fried Archangel to tell her how weird it is that JD invites a guy to come get him and then just vanishes and... There's no Max. There's Max's stuff, but no Max.

So the archangel, confused but not deterred, popped by his next door neighbor's room to see what he thinks of this weird turn of events.

Also gone.

Moral of the story: Iiiif you're someone I like well enough to call a friend, could you, I dunno... Make like the Mickey Mouse Club and do a sound-off, 'cause this? This is getting a little too uncomfortable for my liking. I mean, this is the kind of thing I would do to mess with someone and I don't like being messed with. Okay?

[[OOC: So I'm sick as a dog today, so tags might be slow-to-nonexistent today, but I needed to get this up before it was too late, because it would have been OOC for Gabe not to react to this. At any rate, Gabe's not acting nearly as panicky as you'd expect him to act, because repressing emotions are healthy, but he's totally freaking out on the inside. Also, GDI. Gabe has a lot of CR with Nicci's characters. XD;;]]

[identity profile] inhumandog.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
You speak sarcasm like another language.

[identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Finally driven them away have you?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey! Guess who ain't in the mood for your bullshit? Is it me? I think it's me.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I majored in Sarcasm in Angel College. I just gotta put that degree to good use somehow.

[identity profile] amagicalmystery.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
They're workin' real hard to avoid you, with teamwork?

'Scuse me for trying to add a little levity. There any reason they'd up and vanish?

[identity profile] inhumandog.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
One grows weary of it soon enough.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Levity's my strongest suit, bucko. Just not in the mood to be toyed with by people with more authority than me.

Nope. Not a one.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't!

[identity profile] inhumandog.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I do.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, I tried. I really did, but I can't think of a single reason why I should care.

[identity profile] inhumandog.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't. That is the beauty of it.
hulk: (Default)

[personal profile] hulk 2010-03-28 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's. That's perfect. Do I even want to know ho- ...Never mind. I don't want to know.

What Puri- I don't want to join any clubs.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure the Totalitarians don't know who you are either, buuut no one really wants to hang with them.
hulk: (Default)

[personal profile] hulk 2010-03-28 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't know if it's just me, but. I'm totally lost. Just. Just letting you know.

[identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been wondering where he was. All his stuff's still here, though, so I was hoping he was just visiting you.

[identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...don't you have a paper to write?

[identity profile] amagicalmystery.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose if I had my cards on me I could see if you had anything to worry about.

Shame I don't know where to procure some.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. I thought he was with you for a minute, but it feels like he's just... Up and gone.

[identity profile] always-thewoman.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
As I have told you previously, I am quite satisfied with my own quarters and see no need to sleep in the woods. Thank you ever so much for the offer, though.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Wait. Wait. Waaait. Did that sound like an offer? 'Cause it wasn't.

Sorry, Gabe. You're gonna have to drag her into CES kicking and screaming.

[identity profile] always-thewoman.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Feathers, I am a woman of taste and substance. I do not "camp".

DON'T THINK HE WON'T.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Sounds like it's about time for a perspective change to me.

[identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I hate the Barge.

backdated obviously

[identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com 2010-03-30 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I put it on your desk this morning, teacher, with a rosy red apple.

Page 3 of 3