020- (Voice) Gabe is still the most unhelpful angel on the Barge

[uberboned]

Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.

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I DONT KNOW... HE FEELS ABANDONED BY YOU *weep*

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

You.

You are just as a torment in person as you were during your absence.

IT'S OKAY, BB. DADDY ABANDONED US ALL.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....

Wait. What?

;___;

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

His brother who recieved "visions" was killed by a "spirit". It's not explained very well in canon.

Now I am assured of your kinds' existance, my resolve that you care not for our plight is strengthened further.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Uh... If you have problems with Management, you're talkin' to the wrong angel, pal. I skipped out a long time ago.

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

Then my anger is misplaced.

I apologize.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

No problem. Happens all the time.