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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-03-23 03:01 pm

020- (Voice) Gabe is still the most unhelpful angel on the Barge

Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.
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[personal profile] subtlescience 2010-03-23 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You believe otherwise?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-23 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe that I'm not gonna go and get myself bitten in a crisis, bucko.
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[personal profile] subtlescience 2010-03-23 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I can just see the barricades now.