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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-03-18 06:22 pm

018 [Written, because he's in the infirmary still and he has some decorum... Y'know somewhere]

Okay!

On a list of things I never want to do again, that is way, way, way up there. On the plus side, I can actually move without feeling like I'm gonna black out any second over here, so, in case you were  worried, the archangel will pull through. Thank you all for your concern.

On that note, if you guys find the son of a bitch that caused this? I've got five things I'd like to say to him and then five more things to say to him in response to whatever he says after that. And then I'm probably gonna put him through a wall. Okay? Okay. Just so we're all clear on that.

[[OOC: So Gabe's still in the infirmary, despite having almost recovered from his Death Toll, because he won't leave until Max is better. You can assume he's been sitting in a chair beside her cot this entire time, refusing to move and probably either giving people wary looks or sleeping. People still stuck in the infirmary/infirmary staff/whatever can feel free to spam off this post if they'd like. I dun care. XD]]

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
You sure? Because you look a little... I dunno. Like you wanna hit the nearest object, which happens to be me, so give a guy some warning before you start swinging. Do you just need a hug, Maxxie?

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I want out of here. I'm about to ask McCoy if he'll let me recover the rest of the way in my room. [She rolled her eyes.]

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Gabriel quirked an eyebrow.]

...Do you always have to wait for Daddy's permission?

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, shut up. He's not my Dad, okay? I just trust his opinions. [Have a shove Gabe.]

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Gabe laughed.] Okay, okay. Settle. I was just saying that if you really wanted to get out of here, I could... I dunno. Smuggle you out. 'Course, it's all on me if you don't recover properly and I'll still tell McCoy to shove his medical opinion up his ass if he gives me grief over it, but... Eh. [He shrugged.] Figure it's worth it in the name of you not clawing someone's eyes out.

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Max flicked her hair out of her eyes.] I'm just not used to being stuck in any one place for too long.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Gabe spread his hands.] Your move, princess. Stay here and wait for discharge or play the bad girl and skip out.

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm feeling a lil' on the good side today, sorry. [Max stuck her tongue out.]

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He stuck his tongue out right back.] Fine, but my ass ain't moving 'til you're out of here, so that's either a win or a lose, depending on how you look at it.

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, you've gotta move sometime. [BROW RAISE]

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He crossed his arms over his chest definitely] I've been in this chair for three days. You wanna see how long I can hold out?

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[A small smile.] I could make McCoy kick you out.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He smiled right back.] I'd like to see him try.

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I can make it happen. [Snerk.]

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... you wouldn't hit him. [Max grinned.] He's like a brother to me. And most of my actual siblings are dead.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't hit him. I'm just saying that, despite probably being taller than I am, I could still physically keep him from moving me. [He pouted.] And I'm starting to get the impression you want me gone.

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're just breathing down my neck, Gabe. [Max chortled.] But if you give me a masseuse style massage... I'll let you stay.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's friendly, life-affirming breathing down your neck, not creepy breathing down your neck, and I'll give you whatever the heck I can dredge up as far as massages go and you'll like it, dammit.

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Max rolled onto her stomach.] Yeah, I bet I will.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Gabe moved out of the chair and leaned over her to work on her shoulders, putting his head down close to her ear.] That's because I'm the best.

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Max snorted.] OH, you're so sure of yourself.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[FEEL THIS SHOULDER MASSAGE, MAX. THAT IS ONE GQ SHOULDER MASSAGE RIGHT THERE. OTHER PLAYERS THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THOSE MUSCLES, BUT GABRIEL'S A BONAFIDE ARCHANGEL. HE CAN THROW YOU INTO A WALL AND HE CAN WORK THE TENSION OUT OF YOUR BACK AFTER HE'S DONE. DEATH TOLL? FUCK DEATH TOLL. ALL YOU'LL REMEMBER OF DYING IS THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN WHEN GABE'S DONE WITH YOU. FUCK.]

Yep. But I get that I have to prove it, which I'm doing riight about now.

[SUPER STRENGTH = MAKES FOR THE BEST MASSAGE. DAYUM.]

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[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Max grunted into the pillow.] Fine. Okay. I'll give you this.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[If Gabe were paying attention, he'd probably realize that there is no one in this room that can mistake the look in his eyes as he's rubbing Max's shoulders. Gabe, of course, would deny it until the end of days.

His hands trace close to the back of her neck and he's suddenly reminded of what she told him when she was sleep-talking. And as much as he didn't want to bring this up, she had a right to know he heard.]

Y'know, you talk in your sleep.

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