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001 (Voice)
[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]
GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.
Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway.
Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it.
I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot.
But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night.
GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.
Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway.
Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it.
I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot.
But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night.
WHY WOULD HE DO A THING LIKE THAT? :| HE'S A RESPECTABLE WARDEN. REALLY.
I'd be careful where you step in your cabin, princess.
YOU'RE SUCH A NIIIIIICE GUUUUUYYYY!
HE REALLY IS. BUT YOU INSULTED THE MOJO.
[Thoughtful pause.]
Y'know, this is why we don't punch a guy in the mojo, sweetheart.