001 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway. 

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it. 

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot. 

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night. 

Comments

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Got it in one. Though, I'm afraid I can't say the same for you. My grasp on pantheons is rather limited.

Translation: He still has no idea which Trickster's BODY he stole, the hor.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

That's why I'm the Trickster. Why be one, when you can just be 'em all?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I see some flaws in your logic. Namely being that you're not me.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Guess that's the awesome thing about alternate universes, huh?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

So you expect me to believe that in some alternate universe, you are a combination of all of the gods of mischief from the different pantheons? I doubt it. If you are that powerful, why restrict yourself to the Barge? You're a warden and yet you claim to be affiliated with mischief. That cannot be. Those who run with mischief never fall into positions of power. We just steal them. And there's no way you nipped in the Barge under the Admiral's nose.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabe may or may not have just terminated this conversation on the basis that he just got out-logicked and has no snarky comeback. YOU WIN THIS TIME, LOKI.

Now he's going to sulk into his malted milk balls and plot his revenge. :|]

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

[VICTORY IS MINE, POSER.]