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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-02-05 06:29 pm

001 (Voice)

[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway. 

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it. 

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot. 

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night. 

[Spam: We can have our own dictionary.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's gonna borrow your hand for a second Ruby.]

Okay. Castiel got hardcore and I missed it? That son of a bitch better loosen up by the time I get back home or I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hands. Make the little schmuck embrace his inner hardass.

[And now you can have your hand back.]

[PRIVATE]

[identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If the halo fits.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine's a little lopsided.

[Spam: What shall we call it?]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it happened when the fam took off and left him. He didn't really say.

[Spam: The Dictionary.. Of Awesome People.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Thoughtful Gabe is thoughtful and internally miserable.] Yeah, well. That's the family for you.

[OH HEY, HOW ABOUT A SUBJECT CHANGE. ZERO TO ANNOYING IN NO TIME FLAT.]

Do you always pick up angels on prison ships or was this just one of those special occasions and Cas was a freakish, drug-addicted fluke?

[Spam: AWESOME.]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not many, as far as I know. Aziraphale is the only other one I'm aware of.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
That guy. The Remedial Heaven angel. I talked to him. ...Very British. And apparently got stuck with Alastair. My heart weeps for him. [He clutches his heart a little. Yeah, you can feel his agony.]

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[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Ruby grins at him.] He can take it.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, he's not a trembling heap in the corner, so that puts him light years ahead of half the people that have gone through Al's House of Pain. I can respect that.

[Private / Voice]

[identity profile] tartaned.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aziraphale clicks the voice on to reply, and his upper crust British accent is softened by remorse.]

Yes, I... do understand. I apologize if I've slighted you unintentionally. It's just that I was beginning to know the Winchesters quite well before, and their descriptions of your world are... horrendous, by any account.

I hope you find the Barge better suited to you, Gabriel.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[AND LOOK. HE'S BACK TO SNARKY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. Because Gabe's emotions run hot and cold like it ain't nobody's business.]

That's one word for it. And here's hoping. Nice to meetcha, Az.

[Private / Voice]

[identity profile] tartaned.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[SIGH AT THE NICKNAME] Yes, of course.

I'm usually in the library if you ever need me.

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