037 (Video) See Gabriel. See Gabriel greet the newbies.

[uberboned]

[Gabriel's sitting at his desk with his hands behind his head, looking smug, which is... No real change from how he usually looks.]

Generic greeting to all the fresh meat that just arrived on the Good Ship Lollipop. Declaration of my position as a Warden here. Admittance that I don't actually give a rat's ass about most of you, despite that position. Affirmation that yes, the death and violence crap is pretty common. Vague statement about how we're headed to port in a couple of days and it'll probably end badly. [He rolls his eyes, obviously getting bored of this.] Blah, blah, blah... Repetition of the title of the song.

[He reaches over to turn off the feed and then stops.]

By the way, name's Gabriel. Don't call me, I'll call you.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[You can... Practically taste the theatricality.]

I was hoping, at long last, to find someone who speaks my native tongue. Sadly, it wasn't to be.

[cantblameagirl]

[It's like an interactive television show! :D]

That really is very unfortunate, Gabriel.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[LIKE PUNK'D, BUT WITH LESS ASTHON KUTCHER.]

It really is. [He clicks his tongue and shrugs it off.] Oh well. I soldier on. I'm just a trooper.

[cantblameagirl]

[BUT. BUT HE'S CUTE. D:]

I hope you find your fellow Notebook-ese speakers!

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[BUT HE HAS NO SOUL. D:

And Gabriel is trying... So very hard not to laugh.] Thanks. I... appreciate it.

[And were you a man, Vala, he'd probably have to finish that with, "And I hope the Admiral gives you some brains," but as you are an attractive woman, he will be nice. Sorta.]

[cantblameagirl]

[BUT BUT BUT D: At least being an attractive woman has its perks.] ANy time! [Oh she's got a big damn smile now. See, good job with the humoring.]