036 (Video) It's time for some post-flood trolling!

[uberboned]

[The video switches on and Gabriel is sprawled rather contentedly in his chair, looking about as amused as anything. Yeah, he actually got through a flood without being affected. You would be happy too if you were him and... Had his love of schadenfreude.]

So. Everything's back to normal again. The aftermath's set in and... No one's actually broken anything yet. Unless you did it behind closed doors, which... [He considers that for a moment.] Well, 8.5 for keeping your personal to yourself, but a -5 for screwing up our betting pool. C'mon, guys. Some of us have nothing better to do than make fun of you all.

[He leans forward a bit.] But hey. No hard feelings, really. I mean, aside from that one guy, we all got through it alive. And, uh, hey. Casey Kasum's got a long-distance dedication just for you, Barge.

[He leans back again and snaps his fingers and the Barge gets treated to this. Gabriel's an ass. We all should be used this by now.]

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[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

...Gabriel. Are you aware of how many kinds of unhelpful this is?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[He considers that question for about, oh... Half a second.]

Yes.

The real question you should be asking yourself, though, is... Do I care?

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

[Her jaw twitches as she clenches her teeth.]

[Private]

Are you a warden or aren't you?

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabriel doesn't lose his cool for a second. See this? This is not an intimidated archangel.]

They do things a little differently in Tammany Hall, Murph.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Boss Tweed died in prison, smartass. We're here to do a job. And it's not to make everyone here who was effected feel like shit.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

[Ruby is amused. She can't help it and did she ever miss this. But that doesn't change what she has to say.]

If someone sets you on fire, I'm not saving you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Someone's gotta keep things in perspective, Rubes.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

If you say so, big guy. Just know that if it happens? I have Johnny Cash.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I move to change that theme song. A little originality's not too much to ask for, right?

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

But it's so fitting.

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[darknessb4me]

[And now Arthas is throwing open every damn door on the Barge so he can find you and strangle you. Because that's the kind of mood he's in.]

[Spam]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Really, Arthas? Really? You gonna be like that. Gabriel's got good ears and angel radio can pick up that kind of shit, so eventually, he just beats Arthas to the punch, shuts off his journal and opens the door, looking completely unperturbed by your life.]

Did the servers go down or are you just happy to see me?

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[darknessb4me]

[Well, no idea what that means, but have a punch aimed at your face.]

[Spam]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabriel doesn't really duck, because he was not expecting to get PUNCHED, but thankfully... Punching angels is more painful for the person punching than it is for the angel, itself, so really all Gabriel gets is a split lip and a really pissed off look, because while it does not hurt that much IT IS STILL FRIGGIN' ANNOYING. Hi, Arthas. DO YOU REMEMBER THIS GUY RIPPED YOU A NEW ONE? AND THAT WAS WHEN BOTH OF YOU WERE AT FULL POWER.]

You're supposed to wait until I say, "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

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[darknessb4me]

[Worth it. Well, now he figures it is, anyway - Arthas doesn't really... plan. Things.]

Do you ever stop talking?

w-why is there wank about Catholics in the comments? why, youtube?

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Is this supposed to be MUSIC?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Juuust embrace the sentiment.

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

I'll embrace the sentiment when the song embraces some lyrics, or more than two notes.

...that aside, I'd be angry but you did earn a chuckle.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I was going for irritating. I have to maintain my status as biggest Barge annoyance, Faci.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I remember you. You were the man who thought he still had his memory during the last flood.

...Your taste in music is terrible.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

No, I faked that I still had a memory in that last flood. Not my fault no one else was smart enough to come up with that.

[Annnnd just for you Crane, he's gonna wave the volume up a little louder with a gesture of his fingers. Oh yeah. Enjoy that. Your Max's inmate and Max is his bro, so that gives him... More free reign to annoy you, apparently.]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I failed to understand how making yourself look like a different kind of fool makes you 'smarter' then everyone else.

[Crane probably won't admit it, but the music is really, really getting on his nerves.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

At least I wasn't trying to grasp at straws, bucko. "Oh, you have suits? I have suits! I guess we're related."

[Gabriel will... Consider that a victory.]

Video.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Wow. Only you would go there.

Video.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Part of my charm.