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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-03-30 05:50 pm
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024- RELIGIOUS OBSERVANCES ARE FOR SQUARES (LIKE PANTS)

Three points.

(1. I'm not an idiot. I know what this week is. By all means, have a Southern Baptist-style potluck supper for all I care. I'm not gonna be the little archangel that rained on your religious parade.

(2. In case you're all worried, no, I don't celebrate April Fool's Day. I'm a little more professional than that, thanks. Although, given the sheer number of dick moves people pull on that day, it's my busiest time of the year. ...That and Thanksgiving. I'm not sure why.

Anyway.

(3. I'm dragging Irene into the CES tomorrow. We'll be gone... Oh, a good three or four days. Maybe. If you need anything.... Y'know what? Just don't need anything.
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HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HER BIFFLE.

[identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
...You're a barbarian.

READ THE JOURNAL NAME, BABY.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm taking her camping. It's not like I'm taking her out back and shooting her.

IT SHOULD READ "PAIN PISSES OFF PEOPLE WITH HOLY OIL" BUT THAT'S TOO LONG.

[identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
No, common imagery associated with barbarism would suggest you'll club her instead.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
While probably emotionally fulfilling, I don't think clubbing people over the head fosters a good relationship.

Leave the Wardening to the Wardens, sister.

[identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Call me sister again, and I'll wrap you in Enochian-painted chains and tip you off the side of the barge.

Irene doesn't need a warden, particularly not one like you.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
That arched-back, hissing threat display you do whenever someone gets your goat even a little bit actually do anything for you? You got lucky once, sister. Don't think I'm gonna lie down and take your bullshit every time you see fit to get in my face.

[identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
The luck of others is the excuse people use when their own stupidity gets the better of them. Don't think I'm going to simper just because you're back to pretending you can't be touched.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Look. I don't expect you to do anything. I don't care. I really, really don't.

[identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Then why are you here? Not that I'm surprised you don't give a damn, but really now.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-31 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
'Cause the Admiral owes me one.

[identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Owes you what? You all get some token in return for your services--what could you possibly want?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
One million dollars. In singles.

[identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. Don't spend it all in one whorehouse, brother dear.
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