021- (Voice) No, Tony, they don't teach you how to properly cook an angel on the Food Network. :|

[uberboned]

[[OOC: Gabe decided to not blip out of the infirmary at the first stage of consciousness, half because OH GOD OW. And... Half because his pride is hurt so much that he wants to be MISERABLE in a ball... Mostly, it's because his room smells like barbecue long pig. FU, BELA. He's a pissed off ball of archangel fury right now, but IT'S OKAY, because due to the fact that he has notoriously short Death Tolls, he's nearly powerless for the first couple of days after reviving. AIN'T HIS LIFE GRAND?]]

[Weakly]

That.... Was a lot less fun than the first time. Can we... Not barbecue the angel every week? Huh? I know I've got this stunning personality that makes people wanna set me on fire, but c'mon. We all know it don't stick and it just leaves a huge mess that no one wants to deal with. Okay?

[There's a moment where he might say something else, but then he just cuts the transmission. HIS DELICATE ANGEL PRIDE IS WOUNDED AND NO HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.]

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[Video]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

[OH LOOK. MUSIC HAS STOPPED AND DEAN'S ON CAMERA. LOOKING KIND OF SORT OF PRETTY OBVIOUSLY TOSSED.] Yeah, I'll mark my friggin' calendar.

[Voice]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You do that. [GABE'S GRUMPY AND ANNOYED AND DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP TODAY, BOY. So he's flicking off the video feed now. :|]

[TYPED] - you're not getting away that easily.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Oh, cool it. You loved my musical monologue of your life.

[Voice] GDI.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Throw in some Sarah McLachlan, why don't you? Just twist the knife in further.

[Voice]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Funny you should mention that. I'd rather serenade you.

[SING SONGY STARTS IN 3, 2, 1] In the armmmmmmms of an angel... ....I don't know the rest of the words. Because she's a scary Christian bitch.

But she saves animals so gooooood for heeeerr....

[Voice]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[THE ENTIRE INFIRMARY GETS TO HEAR GABE GO "ARGH WHY"] Dean. I swear when I'm out of here, I will end you.

Re: [Voice]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Oh. Y'know. KILL THE GUY that actually made sure you were found when it happened instead of left there to y'know... become a carpet ornament. NICE Gabe.

[Voice]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Okay. Okay. Death threat retracted. You want it writing?

[Voice]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

No. I don't need or trust your word. I'm gonna go pass out or something. ...And maybe I'm kind of glad you actually came back [RESIDUAL CAS LEFT ME ISSUES.] MAYBE.