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021- (Voice) No, Tony, they don't teach you how to properly cook an angel on the Food Network. :|

[[OOC: Gabe decided to not blip out of the infirmary at the first stage of consciousness, half because OH GOD OW. And... Half because his pride is hurt so much that he wants to be MISERABLE in a ball... Mostly, it's because his room smells like barbecue long pig. FU, BELA. He's a pissed off ball of archangel fury right now, but IT'S OKAY, because due to the fact that he has notoriously short Death Tolls, he's nearly powerless for the first couple of days after reviving. AIN'T HIS LIFE GRAND?]]

[Weakly]

That.... Was a lot less fun than the first time. Can we... Not barbecue the angel every week? Huh? I know I've got this stunning personality that makes people wanna set me on fire, but c'mon. We all know it don't stick and it just leaves a huge mess that no one wants to deal with. Okay?

[There's a moment where he might say something else, but then he just cuts the transmission. HIS DELICATE ANGEL PRIDE IS WOUNDED AND NO HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.]

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One does hope it teaches some kind of lesson, however.

You are fond of lessons, after all.

You are an angel?

[AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. LIFE IS MEANINGLESS.]

Guilty.

Probably not the one you wanted to teach. You're gonna regret that.

As you said, Gabriel. A circle of vengeance.

Oh, I'm not gonna kill you.

In light of certain exponentially graphic events. I believe it's safe to say three words.

Bitches. Be. Crazy.

[Light, airy surprise] Gasp. Is that a trace of divine mercy-- [her voice goes flat] Or are you just planning to break me? Good luck.

[DEAN IS SUPER PISSED AT YOU FOR DYING YOU DOUCHEBAG... and by a bizarre twist in fate being involved.

But he sympathizes with your death so the entire room is dark and SWAYING LIT LIGHTER TO THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7t_9LShQpw)

HE'S COMMEMORATING YOU SARCASTICALLY.]

Edited 2010-03-24 20:21 (UTC)

[GDI DEAN. HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER HURTS.]

Yep. Don't antagonize women, Shawn. They'll light you on fire as soon as look at you.

You'll see.

[TRACK TWO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTOGVb_cQg) but his arm is tired so he's totally off drinking somewhere in the background and grumbling. IT'S STILL DARK. Gabe has an I'M DEAD playlist.]

Edited 2010-03-24 20:30 (UTC)

Aww Dean. I didn't know you cared.

[SOMEWHERE OFF CAMERA AS THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaG9SDxwPBg) COMES ON.] Oh, hell no. I'm pissed. [His voice is like waaaaaaaay off but Dean's a loud speaker.]

[ARGH. NOT THE SOFT ROCK.]

Why the heck are you pissed at me for? I didn't say "Simon Says Roast the Archangel."

Oh! So you're uh, back from being. Okay then. Well, you weren't in any kind of condition to remember, but I helped uh. Handle the whole aftermath. Thing. With the.... Yeah.

How're you feeling? [He winces because IT IS OBVIOUS HE'S NOT OKAY, WHY DOES HE FAIL SO HARD.]

[NEXT TRACK. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW0nLmI93kg) <--- IT'S JUST TO SARCASTICALLY AMUSE HIM, REALLY.] Nah, but I got to witness it and then hold Bela at knife point, and punch Tony Stark when he assumed that I was involved. And now I'm pissed. Really pissed. SO PISSED I'm beyond violence. Could you maybe have postponed dying for like two more weeks? Maybe?

It gives new meaning to blowing up your telephone.

I could bring chocolate. I have a milky way bar. They're like God's gift to animal tested industry. Except not really... I believe that's the MARS corporation.

We'll come to that later.

[ARGH. FU DEAN. HE DOES NOT WANT THE SOUNDS OF MAINSTREAM ALTERNATIVE ROCK MESSING WITH HIS HEALING VIBES.]

Okay. Next time I'll put it on my schedule. How's two months from never again for you?

[GRUMPILY SARCASTIC]

Well, I just got lit on fire, so I think I'm feeling pretty swell, actually.

[OH LOOK. MUSIC HAS STOPPED AND DEAN'S ON CAMERA. LOOKING KIND OF SORT OF PRETTY OBVIOUSLY TOSSED.] Yeah, I'll mark my friggin' calendar.

[Ruby doesn't tell him she's coming to see him, she does. Yes, she's risking getting bitten. She thinks it's worth it.

She approaches with a weak grin.]

Hey, you.

Edited 2010-03-24 20:52 (UTC)

You do that. [GABE'S GRUMPY AND ANNOYED AND DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP TODAY, BOY. So he's flicking off the video feed now. :|]

Oh, cool it. You loved my musical monologue of your life.

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