021- (Voice) No, Tony, they don't teach you how to properly cook an angel on the Food Network. :|

[uberboned]

[[OOC: Gabe decided to not blip out of the infirmary at the first stage of consciousness, half because OH GOD OW. And... Half because his pride is hurt so much that he wants to be MISERABLE in a ball... Mostly, it's because his room smells like barbecue long pig. FU, BELA. He's a pissed off ball of archangel fury right now, but IT'S OKAY, because due to the fact that he has notoriously short Death Tolls, he's nearly powerless for the first couple of days after reviving. AIN'T HIS LIFE GRAND?]]

[Weakly]

That.... Was a lot less fun than the first time. Can we... Not barbecue the angel every week? Huh? I know I've got this stunning personality that makes people wanna set me on fire, but c'mon. We all know it don't stick and it just leaves a huge mess that no one wants to deal with. Okay?

[There's a moment where he might say something else, but then he just cuts the transmission. HIS DELICATE ANGEL PRIDE IS WOUNDED AND NO HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.]

Comments

[video]

[hulk]

Oh! So you're uh, back from being. Okay then. Well, you weren't in any kind of condition to remember, but I helped uh. Handle the whole aftermath. Thing. With the.... Yeah.

How're you feeling? [He winces because IT IS OBVIOUS HE'S NOT OKAY, WHY DOES HE FAIL SO HARD.]

[Voice]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[GRUMPILY SARCASTIC]

Well, I just got lit on fire, so I think I'm feeling pretty swell, actually.

[video]

[hulk]

...Yeah, okay, stupid question. Sorry about that.

Uh. Is there anything I can do, or. Do you just want to not be disturbed by, uh. Said stupid questions.

[Voice]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Find out where Max Guevara is right now, wouldja?

[video]

[hulk]

Okay! I can do that. [And he clears his throat because he really needs to not be a total derp about this.] Yes. I will do that and get back to you.

...I actually didn't catch your name before, so. Um. Who should I say is asking for - [flips through his phone] - her.

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Annd here's where the exhaustion starts kicking in and Gabe starts drifting off on you.]

Gabriel.

Just...Gabriel. One word. Like Madonna.

[video]

[hulk]

All right then. Gabriel looking for Max. Got it.

Oh, and I'm Bruce. [failtastic nervous wave] Of course, if you're tired and don't remember, then I'll just. Say it again later. Don't worry about it and just rest up, okay?