uberboned: (brb dead)
Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-03-24 02:46 pm

021- (Voice) No, Tony, they don't teach you how to properly cook an angel on the Food Network. :|

[[OOC: Gabe decided to not blip out of the infirmary at the first stage of consciousness, half because OH GOD OW. And... Half because his pride is hurt so much that he wants to be MISERABLE in a ball... Mostly, it's because his room smells like barbecue long pig. FU, BELA. He's a pissed off ball of archangel fury right now, but IT'S OKAY, because due to the fact that he has notoriously short Death Tolls, he's nearly powerless for the first couple of days after reviving. AIN'T HIS LIFE GRAND?]]

[Weakly]

That.... Was a lot less fun than the first time. Can we... Not barbecue the angel every week? Huh? I know I've got this stunning personality that makes people wanna set me on fire, but c'mon. We all know it don't stick and it just leaves a huge mess that no one wants to deal with. Okay?

[There's a moment where he might say something else, but then he just cuts the transmission. HIS DELICATE ANGEL PRIDE IS WOUNDED AND NO HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.]

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[identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
One does hope it teaches some kind of lesson, however.

You are fond of lessons, after all.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not the one you wanted to teach. You're gonna regret that.
vampish_aleera: (Speak)

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2010-03-24 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You are an angel?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. LIFE IS MEANINGLESS.]

Guilty.

[identity profile] estevezestevez.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
In light of certain exponentially graphic events. I believe it's safe to say three words.

Bitches. Be. Crazy.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Don't antagonize women, Shawn. They'll light you on fire as soon as look at you.

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[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[DEAN IS SUPER PISSED AT YOU FOR DYING YOU DOUCHEBAG... and by a bizarre twist in fate being involved.

But he sympathizes with your death so the entire room is dark and SWAYING LIT LIGHTER TO THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7t_9LShQpw)

HE'S COMMEMORATING YOU SARCASTICALLY.]
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[GDI DEAN. HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER HURTS.]

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[personal profile] hulk 2010-03-24 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! So you're uh, back from being. Okay then. Well, you weren't in any kind of condition to remember, but I helped uh. Handle the whole aftermath. Thing. With the.... Yeah.

How're you feeling? [He winces because IT IS OBVIOUS HE'S NOT OKAY, WHY DOES HE FAIL SO HARD.]

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[GRUMPILY SARCASTIC]

Well, I just got lit on fire, so I think I'm feeling pretty swell, actually.

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[SPAMING YOU NOW.]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ruby doesn't tell him she's coming to see him, she does. Yes, she's risking getting bitten. She thinks it's worth it.

She approaches with a weak grin.]

Hey, you.
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[Gabriel was a miserable ball of miserableness and sulk on a cot. Every part of his vessel felt like it was on fire and it could feel it down to his very Grace. When your Grace is sore, then you've really got a problem.]

Hey. Don't get lit on fire, okay? It sucks.

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[identity profile] always-thewoman.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
She is lovely, isn't she?

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Like a snake. You and me are having a Warden-Inmate bonding excursion when I'm feeling up to it. Congratulations.

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[identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish they'd stop killing you.

I don't have another shrunken head to give away.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't help it. I have this personality that apparently says "Kill Me As Often As Possible."

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AW. WHY NOOOT?

[identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome back.

BECAUSE ANGEL, LIKE, SEA URCHIN. IS VERY TOXIC. ONLY THE VERY STUPID EAT ANGEL.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to be back. D'you wanna know what Heaven looks like? Like my childhood home... oh wait. That's 'cause it was. [Slightly delirious snort.]
cisskabob: (Worried Cissie)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-03-24 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I fully support this idea. How're you doing?

This is not an answer. Because to answer that question honestly would be very un-Gabelike. :|

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I remember being set on fire. As I recall, it hurt.

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[identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering your personality, I'm surprised you haven't spontaneously combusted before.

DELIRIOUS DEATH TOLL RAMBLING IS A GO.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
My amazing wit. People wanna keep me alive, so there's always the possibility of murder later. Y'know, when I stop being funny. ...Oh wait. I never stop. I'm like the Energizer bunny of comedy.

[identity profile] amagicalmystery.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Told you so.

Well. More or less.

But it has everything to do with taunting. SHH. Semantics. :|

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This had nothing to do with taunting vampires!

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What happened?

...I mean, how did it happen?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I finally antagonized the wrong person and she lit me on fire.

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