020- (Voice) Gabe is still the most unhelpful angel on the Barge

[uberboned]

Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.

Comments

[fuckwisconsin.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. Yeah, right, considering the kind of shit that goes on around here. I can't wait for another bomb thing.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Good luck in not getting caught in that. I missed the boat on that one big time and I am so not going through the whole dying thing again.

[fuckwisconsin.livejournal.com]

Augh. Ouch.