020- (Voice) Gabe is still the most unhelpful angel on the Barge

[uberboned]

Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.

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[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[Max blanched a bit and then broke into a laugh.] That's the way of nature isn't it? Women can have whoever they want and men get to flounder. [Max crossed the distance between them and whispered in his ear.] Who's the alpha now?

[NINJA!SPAM]

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[Gabriel backed off just slightly, face breaking into a pout.] Can't we just, I dunno.. Share the title? Or I could just do this... [He cupped the side of her face in one hand and kissed her deeply, because... That was probably what you were supposed to do. Don't look at him. He was pretty much an amateur at this whole thing.]

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[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[Max kissed him back, because hey- he was a good kisser, and linked her arm between his.]