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IC CONTACT POST

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

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Gabriel.

[She sounds serious. Dead serious. No one is more serious than Jinx is right now.]

The news (http://sirenspull.livejournal.com/1290975.html) today. I need you to read it. Now.

Edited 2011-08-21 09:49 (UTC)

[Scrolling, scrolling...]

I think we're too mainstream for an amateur porn competition.

Edited 2011-08-21 12:32 (UTC)

That's your excuse? We're too mainstream?

Come on, Gabriel!

.... see, a normal person would be, "No, moron, I want to rent a boarding house so I can live like Sally Field in Forrest Gump." You? You really meant the porn.

I'm impressed.

Do you think we can green screen my stomach, or would that help our chances?

You can't improve genius. We're already the most socially unacceptable couple in the whole city.

It'll be the only gang-bang video starring two people.

Are you suggesting I abuse my God-given angelic powers to win a porn-off? [GASP]

No. I'm suggesting you abuse them for eight hours straight in order to pleasure me.

...in a studio.

Well, it is about time we had a sex tape....

Will you wear the mustache?

[.....The most awkward pause in the history of ever.]

Sure. Why not?

What? Is only one of us allowed to be adventurous with our sex life?

'Course not. You think you can handle screwing up a few takes because it's tickling you?

Looking forward to it.

Now. How many penises before it's considered excessive?

Does it even count if it's the same one repeated? I mean, that's just art.

I guess we'll find out.

There'd better be a lot of closeups on my new boobs. They're so...bouncy.

...You got a-

[...Duh, Gabriel.]

Oh right. That. ...I'm still in the transitional period.

Are you seriously paying more attention to my stomach than you are my boobs?

Your boobs don't have anything alive inside them.

I'm breaking up with you. Screw the house I just bought. I'm going to go be a single mom in a penthouse suite somewhere living off child support.

Easy, babe. You're turning into a Gilmore girl on me. [Wait... What?] ...You got a house? Already? That sad little apartment's getting the boot?

I told you I found the one.

It kinda got buried under the "Oh, by the way, I'm pregnant" revelation.

We'll be moving in a few days. Get with the program.

[With quiet excitement:] ...it's the older house in Sector 4. The one with the blue room that I thought would make a perfect nursery.

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