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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-10-19 10:32 pm
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IC CONTACT POST


[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]
socius: (But at least I've got tits.)

[personal profile] socius 2011-03-17 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
At least you have good taste? [Okay, okay, she can deal.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
You nervous?
socius: (Appraisal in so many ways.)

[personal profile] socius 2011-03-17 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
No.

... Maybe a little. S'been a while since I've had the time for a job.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Don't sweat it. I've never even ran a club before. [He sounds so pleased with himself. LOOK, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A GUY WHOSE FAKE CAREER CHOICES SPAN A VILLAGE MEN NUMBER.]

Re: [Action/Siren's Pull]

[identity profile] rhythminmysoul.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Can do!

[Danny ran up to the stage and looked out at Gabriel with a smile. He had been trying to memorize a new song and now was his chance. He cleared his throat before he kicked off the song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgvnZIxOX08) The feline danced across the stage as he sang, showing off his acrobatics and fancy footwork as he did.]



call; Siren's Port

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[This call's coming to you at about 2:30 in the morning. Jinx sounds tired and mildly disgruntled.]

What're you wearing?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
A velvet smoking jacket and nothing else. [Not really.] Now do it again, only sexier.

[A beat]

Something goin' on?

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so turned on right now. [Actually, she can believe it. Too bad she's about as monotone and unamused as Raven right now.]

Not much, other than I've been trying to sleep for three hours.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...Are Claudio and Trauma consummating their forbidden love in the next room?

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ew! NO! That's just--UGH. Gabriel, I--you are dead to me.

Fuck, now I need bleach. For my brain. Ew, ew, EW!

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
But you're not thinking about whatever's keeping you up all night now, are you? Bad touch mental images fade. ...Eventually.

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck finding another girlfriend who'll put up with your ass. We're over. Over!

Come on, asshole. That's my brother and--[She verbalizes a shudder.] I'm never sleeping again.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, baby, don't be like that. [Can you see those sad eyes and pout through the phone, Jinx?] C'mon. Tell me what's up. I'll be serious. I swear.

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't I believe you? Oh. Right. Because you just scarred me for life.

[That's the sound of her putting a pillow over her face and groaning into it. When she talks again, she's still muffled.] Y'can't laugh.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Only because I love you.

[So cute.] I got upsetting you outta my system already. Knock yourself out.

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hate you.

[A pause. She takes the pillow off her face, but still mumbles.]

I...miss you.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[You can practically hear him smiling through the line.] Y'know I can be over in two shakes, princess. I'm never that busy.

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because I'm your only friend and I barely even like you.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You say the sweetest things, princess. Gimme five minutes.

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I never invited you over. Anyway, we're over, remember?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you say that? I sure don't remember you saying that. Oh well. Guess that means it doesn't count.

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Can you hear her smiling through that forced annoyed tone?]

Well, I don't remember when "I miss you" turned into "you should zap yourself right over and invade my space."

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
If I was there, you wouldn't have to miss me. It's only logical.

[identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You're really enjoying that you ruined me, aren't you?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at this way, unlike some previous relationships you've had, I don't try to force you to "mend your ways." I think that's a point in my favor.