038 (Voice/Video) And, all the while, coyote keeps on singing....

[uberboned]

[There's some scratching sounds on the microphone and what to human ears will sound like a frustrated dog's growling is actually Gabriel swearing and trying to urge HIS NEWFOUND PAWS to operate the controls on his journal. After a moment of cojoling, the video clicks on and there's an EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF A PAIR OF AMBER EYES AND A SNOUT... And then Gabriel hops back, revealing... A coyote. Sitting in a chair, tilting his head at the camera.]

...Honestly? I was kinda expecting a lot worse.

[Now watch as he realizes that only the fraction of the Barge that is currently animal in nature actually understands what he just said. HE CAN ONLY BE ANNOYING TO A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULACE.]

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SPAAAM.

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

[Murphy lets out a snarl that sounds like a broken wind-up toy and dives between the two of them, her paws on Gabriel (one of them in his eye) and her teeth turned Harry's direction. The snarl is clear in her voice--and entirely intimidating.]

That's enough, both of you! What's the matter with you two?

SPAAAM.

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[Gabriel flails at both HEAD IN HARRY'S MOUTH AND PAW IN HIS EYE and tries to shoulder Harry onto his back. He lets go of Harry's neck and jerks away from Murphy... And it's really hard to headbutt someone when you're practically trying to headbutt their throat.... From the inside.]

He drew first blood!

SPAAAM.

[chicagoshope.livejournal.com]

*Harry eventually spits out Gabriel's head when Murphy gets between them, but it takes a bit of effort.

He snuffs in annoyance and backs away just enough to scratch his ear without hitting either of them.*

He hit me first.