038 (Voice/Video) And, all the while, coyote keeps on singing....

[uberboned]

[There's some scratching sounds on the microphone and what to human ears will sound like a frustrated dog's growling is actually Gabriel swearing and trying to urge HIS NEWFOUND PAWS to operate the controls on his journal. After a moment of cojoling, the video clicks on and there's an EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF A PAIR OF AMBER EYES AND A SNOUT... And then Gabriel hops back, revealing... A coyote. Sitting in a chair, tilting his head at the camera.]

...Honestly? I was kinda expecting a lot worse.

[Now watch as he realizes that only the fraction of the Barge that is currently animal in nature actually understands what he just said. HE CAN ONLY BE ANNOYING TO A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULACE.]

Comments

VIDEO

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Juuust wait until you get out there and no one can stop trying to play with your ears. Then the novelty'll wear off.

[HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAAAT. Who wants to scritch a coyote? Unless it wants them. THEN YOU WILL SCRITCH THE COYOTE, DAMMIT.]

VIDEO

[bythe_books]

God, they'd better not. I mean, they've gotta know I'm still me, yeah?

VIDEO

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure that's not gonna stop most people.

VIDEO

[bythe_books]

[THIS THOUGHT HORRIFIES SAM.]

What I wouldn't give to be back on two legs and have opposable thumbs again.