IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[uberboned]

He's still going with us on our little trek, right? You'll find a way. [Gabriel's more than a little smug about being right about something. And more to the point- someone actually ADMITTING he's right, because Gabriel never admits he's wrong.]

[thelightbringer]

...In the tunnels? I don't know if he's coming or not. [He's not sure he wants to have that much tension on a mission. Or that's how he's rationalizing it, anyway.]

...Stop smirking.

[uberboned]

Don't worry. Castiel and I will stand between you two. We still need an ambassador and I may be a little tweaked by the guy, but he does have a way with... Something. [No, no he will not.] You're so hopeless, Lucy. [He pats his brother on the shoulder. Aww.]

[thelightbringer]

What is that supposed to mean? [Hopeless. Bah.]

And what do you mean you're 'tweaked' by him? Not enough Winchester in him for you?

[uberboned]

You're almost as bad as Castiel when it comes to understanding how people work. [AND THAT GETS A GLARE.] Yeah, that's exactly it. My taste falls more to brainless hicks.

[thelightbringer]

I don't understand people? I invented all those sins you indulge in.

[But the hick comment gets a barely-stifled snicker]

Fine. What, then? I would have thought you'd like a sarcastic prankster. Especially one who's managed to get every angel in the city to eat sugar.

[uberboned]

He's a little too good at manipulating us. It's weird. [NOT TOUCHING THAT FIRST COMMENT, BECAUSE, DUDE, JUST BECAUSE YOU INVENT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU UNDERSTAND IT. :||]

[thelightbringer]

You know, it is isn't it?

It's what I like about him. One thing, anyway. Watching him manipulate Raphael into eating people food...after that how could you not want to keep him around?

[uberboned]

All the more reason for you two to not be broken up anymore. If you like him? I can deal with him- and he doesn't despise me like Jinx does.

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer scoffs at the wording, but it's half-hearted, distracted.]

The problem is he's tied up with those so-called death gods now. He's sleeping with one of them and you of all people know how much that messes with a human.

[Yeah. He hates the shinigami. But that's not anything new.]

[uberboned]

...Please tell me that's not why you used one to heal yourself.

[thelightbringer]

Of course I didn't. I was already healed by then.

[uberboned]

Just making sure. [He leans back in the sled.] Look, Break'll come back around. Give 'em a week, he'll probably forget he was even pissed. Human's are fickle.

[thelightbringer]

Would my reasons really matter?

Anyway I split my own hand open on his face. [And that wasn't actually the worst of it.] He gave up, Gabriel. You think waiting is going to help anything?

[uberboned]

Worked for Chris Brown.

[YES, HE WENT THERE.]

[thelightbringer]

[S t a r e.]

I can't do that. None of us know how long we'll even be here. I'm not going to spend my time waiting for something that probably won't ever happen.

[uberboned]

Okay, but I swear he's gonna come crawling back. In the meantime... Well, you've got us... Except Raphael, because she's an amnesiac who wants to maim you.

[thelightbringer]

You know, he'll probably give her even worse 'memories' about me as revenge.

[He uses some mojo to get the carousel spinning.]

I'm actually looking forward to dragging you and Castiel on an adventure.

[uberboned]

[Ahh spinning. Gabriel props his legs up on the edge of the sled.] And I'm looking forward to doing something other than creeping people out with a kinda-haunted theme park and being knee-deep in everyone's relationship drama- no offense. The fact that you actually have relationship drama takes a load off my mind.

[thelightbringer]

Lucky for you, I'm not in a relationship. [He's considering getting a t-shirt with that written on the front.

He sets it spinning even faster, because he can.]

[uberboned]

[Gabriel lurches forward a bit in surprise and just gives Lucifer a look.] Oh come on, relationships aren't always about sex and love and all that BS. You like a person, they like you- bam, it's a relationship. Basic sociology.

[thelightbringer]

Then hasn't every day since Michael and I started fighting been nothing but relationship drama?

[uberboned]

.....Duh?

[thelightbringer]

No.

[That was an object lesson, Gabriel.]

And if it had, shouldn't what happened with Michael be reason not to encourage 'relationships' for me?

[uberboned]

In the words of Michael Jackson when he was still black? One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.