IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Ew! NO! That's just--UGH. Gabriel, I--you are dead to me.

Fuck, now I need bleach. For my brain. Ew, ew, EW!

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

But you're not thinking about whatever's keeping you up all night now, are you? Bad touch mental images fade. ...Eventually.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Good luck finding another girlfriend who'll put up with your ass. We're over. Over!

Come on, asshole. That's my brother and--[She verbalizes a shudder.] I'm never sleeping again.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby, don't be like that. [Can you see those sad eyes and pout through the phone, Jinx?] C'mon. Tell me what's up. I'll be serious. I swear.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Why don't I believe you? Oh. Right. Because you just scarred me for life.

[That's the sound of her putting a pillow over her face and groaning into it. When she talks again, she's still muffled.] Y'can't laugh.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Only because I love you.

[So cute.] I got upsetting you outta my system already. Knock yourself out.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Hate you.

[A pause. She takes the pillow off her face, but still mumbles.]

I...miss you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[You can practically hear him smiling through the line.] Y'know I can be over in two shakes, princess. I'm never that busy.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm your only friend and I barely even like you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You say the sweetest things, princess. Gimme five minutes.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Hey, I never invited you over. Anyway, we're over, remember?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Did you say that? I sure don't remember you saying that. Oh well. Guess that means it doesn't count.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

[Can you hear her smiling through that forced annoyed tone?]

Well, I don't remember when "I miss you" turned into "you should zap yourself right over and invade my space."

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

If I was there, you wouldn't have to miss me. It's only logical.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

You're really enjoying that you ruined me, aren't you?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Look at this way, unlike some previous relationships you've had, I don't try to force you to "mend your ways." I think that's a point in my favor.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

No. You did much worse. You made me all...cutesie.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Ohhh no. That's all on you, princess. You made me the bumbling hero in the romantic comedy instead of the snarky sidekick.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

You started it. I just played along so I didn't crush your fragile ego.

...or to save me the pain of having you obsessively stalk me for the next lifetime.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And then you fell in love, which is how most teenage romance novels start out. Girl meets otherworldly being, otherworldly being becomes smitten, girl becomes smitten... There's some conflict and bloodshed. And then boom. New York Times' best-seller.

I may have started it, but you fell pretty hard, yourself.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because you tripped me. [Hear that on the other line? That's the laziest Z-snap ever.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Snicker]

Can't help it. I'm just that good.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Or I'm just that gullible.

[There's some rustling, then she sighs.]

Would you hold it against me if I told you I missed the awful sound of your snoring in my ear?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[A beat.]

I could probably fake it if it'll make you feel better. [See Gabriel... Be slightly evasive. EVADE, GABE. EVADE.]

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

How about no.

[Another, smaller sigh.] It just sucks. If I want to sleep with you, then you have to just lay there and stare at me all night.