IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[audio]

[uberboned]

I became a pagan. Not as hard as you'd think. Hells no.

[ALL THE... ANSWERS.]

[audio]

[dicey]

What's a pagan?

[audio]

[uberboned]

Gods that aren't my God. Basically.

[audio]

[dicey]

So it wasn't that different. Right? You didn't have to totally change who you were.

[audio]

[uberboned]

Not completely. I just had to be a lot less... holy and self-righteous. You've met Castiel. I was never that bad, buuuut I had my moments.

[audio]

[dicey]

I don't think Castiel's that self-righteous.

[audio]

[uberboned]

He's mellowed out a lot.

[audio]

[dicey]

Because of this place? Or was it something else?

Re: [audio]

[uberboned]

Eh, a little of column a, a little of column b. Don't tell him this, but I think hanging out with the Winchesters did him some good. It's a toxic relationship he oughta ditch, buuuut it didn't hurt him that bad.

[audio]

[dicey]

Wait, what's toxic about it? Dean's an ass and everything, but they're not that bad.

[audio]

[uberboned]

They're out of their depth, now that they've gotta play by someone else's rules, but back home? Those mooks have got a self-righteous streak that would make the entire Catholic Church cross themselves in shock. If you don't fit into their worldview or do things their way? You can make like roadkill and hit the pavement.

[audio]

[dicey]

Yeah, Dean said if he meets me on Earth he's going to kill me.

[audio]

[uberboned]

See? What a charmer.

[audio]

[dicey]

But would he do that to Castiel? He likes Castiel. I know he's against all non-humans and everything, but it seems like Castiel's an exception.

[audio]

[uberboned]

There's always an exception until they put their foot outta line. [But from what he hears, Castiel has managed to keep the Winchesters from icing him through things they wouldn't forgive anyone else for.]

[audio]

[dicey]

Is it Sam too? Or just Dean?

[audio]

[uberboned]

[He laughs] Sam can't afford to be racist.

[audio]

[dicey]

Why? He's human and everything.

[audio]

[uberboned]

Little do you know, kid. Sam is the walking definition of complicated.

[audio]

[dicey]

Wellllllll, I bet if anyone's an exception to Dean's shit, it's him.

I should start an anti-hunter society. Not to fight them, but for solidarity!

[audio]

[uberboned]

I'd support you one hundred percent on that.

[audio]

[dicey]

We should do it for real! We'd be co-presidents.

[audio]

[uberboned]

Never actually do anything- just let 'em know it exists. And we're watching. We'll be like social justice warriors for oppressed races.

[audio]

[dicey]

What should our name be?

[audio]

[uberboned]

Inhumans Against Inhumanity.

[Inhumans isn't even a word, Gabriel. He's the Messenger of God. HE WILL MAKE UP WORDS.]