IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[Voice]

[uberboned]

Because you don't wanna know what's in there.

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

[Great.]

Would you like assistance preventing anyone from entering it?

[Voice]

[uberboned]

I think I've got it. You've got your own door to watch, annnd I'm sure it's a real mindscrew.

[Awkward]

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

[SILENCE.]

That isn't humorous.

[He understood that comment, bro.]

And I don't care about my door. Dean already went through it.

[Voice]

[uberboned]

It wasn't meant- OH. Oh 'cause... Yeah. Hah. I wasn't even going for that. It's funny how you get the joke when it ain't even a joke. [IT'S ALSO FUNNY BECAUSE HIS REALLY IS ABOUT MINDSCREW...]

Yeah? How'd that go?

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

[Of course the one time Gabriel isn't making a bad pun on purpose... He decides to let that go for the moment, and answer the second question.]

He found out that Lucifer and I were not at odds. How do you expect it went?

[Voice]

[uberboned]

Yeah, but you oughta be used to that one by now.

[WE'VE HAD A LOT OF DEANS, CASTIEL. AND THEY ALWAYS THROW DOWN ABOUT THAT.]

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

That doesn't make it less upsetting.

[Though he is resigned to it by now, at least.]

Do you want assistance or not?

[Voice]

[uberboned]

[Gabriel sighs.]

Just don't stick your head in.

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[ofthursday]

I have no desire to.

[And he shows up a few minutes later, clearly displeased with life and certainly not pouting at all.]

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[uberboned]

[And there's Gabriel, parked outside of his door... just leaning against it ever-so-casual-like.]

Awww. Animus shenanigans got you moody again, bro?

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[ofthursday]

I don't get moody.

[The most petulant. And there goes a feather; he's molting. It's pathetic.]

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[uberboned]

Sure you don't.

[Gabriel notes the feather, picks it up, and dangles it in front of his face.] Your feathers just fall off in the fall.

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[ofthursday]

[Castiel scowls at him.]

Humorous.

[And because Gabriel is poking at him...]

What exactly is behind your door?

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[uberboned]

[Gabriel drops the hand holding the feather.]

My sex tape. What d'you think?

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[ofthursday]

I don't know a great deal about your experiences.

[He knows Gabriel's personality pretty well, but not his history.]

I would presume either the war, your death, or Heaven.

[Specifically the part of Heaven they've been dealing with a lot lately.]

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[uberboned]

It was definitely... Heaven-shaped. [He paces a bit. Awkwardly.] The Fury Of Power Tools Remix.

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[ofthursday]

[This face.]

That is a terrible description.

[A pause, as he contemplates something for a moment.]

Why is it power tools? Was it something different before humans invented them?

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[uberboned]

To be honest, it was probably icepicks. Or chisels. I wasn't paying attention to the details back then- why does it matter? They were sharp objects being rammed into uncomfortable places.

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[ofthursday]

I presume humans learned such from us, rather than the other way around.

[Because he distinctly remembers not too long ago in human history where they were shoving icepicks into each others' eyes under the guise of psychiatric treatment.]

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[uberboned]

You know some of our brothers. They took a weirdly hands-on approach to loving humanity.

[....]

...Not like that.

[beat]

Okay, sometimes like that. And I don't even wanna talk about the Nephilim.

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[ofthursday]

[Castiel makes a bit of a face at that innuendo, though he then goes a bit more serious and frowns at the door.]

You know, I married a human.

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[uberboned]

[THAT IS A REALLY UNFORTUNATE THING TO FOLLOW HIS NEPHILIM COMMENT. HE IS JUST SAYING,]

...Did you use protection?

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[ofthursday]

[THAT'S WHAT MADE HIM THINK OF IT. Also you get a face for that question, Gabriel.]

There is no chance of children.

[Because someone is still a virgin.]

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[uberboned]

[Gabriel has next to no faith in Castiel's game, so he doesn't even ask the WHAT ARE YOU IMPOTENT?? obvious question, so he just side-eyes a bit.]

Some marriage.