IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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voice;

[uberboned]

And?

text;

[nukeoleptic]

bad bad news
they wanted me to make a deal :(
can we talk about the details in person?
i made christmas cookies and there is literally no one in the house to eat them with me ._.

[ Probably because everyone is FUCKING SICK OF COOKIES, but there's not much to be done about that. ]

voice;

[uberboned]

I'll be there in an hour.

[It's not even an hour's walk. He just hates walking THAT MUCH.]

text;

[nukeoleptic]

or i could fly to wherever you are and be there in like thirty seconds, dumbass

voice;

[uberboned]

Fine. Outside the temple. Thirty seconds. And these better be really good cookies, 'cause I wouldn't even eat Castiel's cat thanks to this Candyland crap.

[nukeoleptic]

[ Jade hangs up there. And you know, she can't quite teleport or move at the speed of light anymore, but she is able to fly really, really fast. So when she arrives outside the temple about three minutes later, her hair is a windblown mess and she's holding something wrapped in a paper towel. ]

If this isn't the best cookie you have ever literally eaten in your life, I will eat my own shoe, swear to anything.

[uberboned]

The sit-down with the Animus went that bad, huh? [He holds out a hand for the cookie.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ She hands it to him with a little sigh and a nod. ]

Eat that, then I'll tell you all about it.

[uberboned]

[Gabriel has zero reason to be suspicious of Jade. She's a kid and more than likely they told her to screw up and she's trying to make amends somehow, even if it's sort of pointless. He takes the cookie and bites into it.] For the record, you didn't have to butter me up just to tell me it didn't work.

[nukeoleptic]

Well.

[ She's watching him chew the cookie, biting her lip in a pretty classic expression of guilt. ]

I'm buttering you up in the hopes you'll be less mad when I tell you that, oops, I accidentally forgot what you told me about not making deals.

[uberboned]

[He finishes the cookie.

He swallows the cookie.

He stares at Jade.]

What did you d-[And he promptly gets knocked backwards onto the ground by the force of his Grace coming back. MERRY CHRISTMAS.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ see icon ]

Oh my god, it worked!

[uberboned]

[Gabriel staggers back to his feet and over to Jade. He grips her by the shoulders. His hair's a little mussed and he has a wild look in his eyes that can only be attributed to SUDDEN GRACE OVERLOAD.] Jade. Jade. Pumpkin. Sweetie. Honey. What did you do?

[nukeoleptic]

[ And Jade simply beams at him, a look of absolute and unruffled pride. She is clearly caught halfway between pleased and relieved that it worked, and she bounces just the littlest bit on the balls of her feet, despite Gabriel's grip on her shoulders. ]

It's a Christmas miracle! Jeez, what the hell was in that cookie? It didn't do that to me when I ate one!

[ Grinning like a fool. ]

[uberboned]

[This is the face of an unamused archangel.]

Jade, I've got my Grace back. That means I can tell when you're bullshitting.

[YOUR MOLECULES VIBRATE WITH LIES.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ He might be unamused, but that's not killing her smile. ]

Then I think the next step is you say 'Thank you, Jade!' and I say, 'Don't worry about it, Gabriel, that's what friends are for.'

[uberboned]

Thank you, Jade. [Because he is grateful. Really. But for what cost?] Now what did you have to pay?

[nukeoleptic]

You're welcome. And that part isn't important. [ She does seem authentically unconcerned. ]

[uberboned]

It kinda is. [JADE...]

[nukeoleptic]

Can't you just be happy, dummy?

[uberboned]

Not if my happiness cost you your soul or something. I'm a jerk, but I'm not that big a jerk.

[nukeoleptic]

Not my soul. Just a favor, redeemable by the Animus. That's all.

[uberboned]

So you basically got my deal. [GDI JADE.]

[nukeoleptic]

I don't know. I guess?

[ :? ]

I was just trying to help.

[uberboned]

[INTERNAL SOBBING.] I know, kiddo. And you did, but there's a reason I was trying to go behind Aelia's back and it was so no one would have to pay her price. [He scritches Jade's ears to prove there are no real hard feelings.] I'll work it out.