IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

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[ofthursday]

Essentially. No, it was in Colorado.

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[uberboned]

This story just keeps getting better and better. Next there's gonna be a cattle ranch.

[Video]

[ofthursday]

We do not have any cattle, Gabriel, nor are--

[And then he stops, because he's speaking in present tense, and that's wrong.]

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[uberboned]

I'm just trying to paint a picture here. [Gabriel noticed, but he also doesn't care much. Castiel can sort out the existential bits of this later.]

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[ofthursday]

[He's quiet a moment before continuing.]

It was quiet, and peaceful. Truly so.

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[uberboned]

[Gabriel bites off his next sarcastic retort and makes a noise that's probably more scoff than sigh, but whatever.]

At least you came back from the dead, and got a happy ending. For once.

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[ofthursday]

[He gives Gabriel a look for a moment that's some strange combination of sad and amused, before he looks away.]

You know such things don't occur in our world.

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[uberboned]

What? It got worse? How the hell could it get worse? It had dual apocalypses over the course of two years.

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[ofthursday]

There are Leviathan in it.

[But that's not quite what he meant, though he's not about to explain what he was going to do. Just that he isn't going to have a little picket fence life anymore, which is fine. He knows he doesn't deserve it after everything that's happened.]

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[uberboned]

Still?

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[ofthursday]

It has only been half a year, Gabriel.

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[uberboned]

The freakin' Winchesters wrapped up an apocalypse in half a year. Are we gonna have to invest in younger Messiahs now?

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[ofthursday]

They had a great deal of help in the Apocalypse.

[And Sam wasn't half insane, though also not saying that.]

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[uberboned]

...And most of those people are dead now. [Whistle] Still. You'd think they'd have pulled a plan outta their asses by now.

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[ofthursday]

Nothing has ever seen or dealt with these creatures before. They knew how to deal with angels.

[And a small pause.]

They will figure something out. It's simply taking them longer for many reasons.

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[uberboned]

And you keep dying.

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[ofthursday]

Yes.

[It's something he seems to do a lot, really. Though the Winchesters still have him beat.]