IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

[maddest]

I am?

[Head swiveling like he's watching tennis.]

[uberboned]

Dragons, Break. Stay on topic. [Grinning like crazy. :|]

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer holds his thumb and forefinger a little apart]

You are. A little.

Go on, Gabriel, tell him about the dragon parade.

[maddest]

I'm a dragon?

[Nope, not tracking.]

[uberboned]

Yes, Break. You're a dragon. We were gonna let you down easy, but the time for that has passed. [He snorts.] Lucy and I wanna train a dragon or two to divebomb the city a little. Throw the Animus off their groove.

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer will just be biting the side of his thumb to keep from snickering. It's surreal to watch Break and Gabriel talk.]

No humans will be harmed in the making of this prank, to head off that question.

[maddest]

Good angel.

[He tells Lucifer, distractedly, because he's learning. But his gaze flicks back to Gabriel.]

You do realize they'll kill you.

[uberboned]

The Animus or the dragons? [Completely innocent.] 'Cause we have Raphael- she's got some weird animal whisperer thing going on. Or she's a princess and no one told us.

[thelightbringer]

Dragons are her spirit animal. Who knew! [Really, he's shocked.]

[maddest]

[All he does is arch an eyebrow. It conveys boatloads of incredulity.]

[uberboned]

C'mon, Break. It's foolproof.

[thelightbringer]

No one's going to die. [That bears repeating]

[maddest]

All right. I'm trusting you.

[Though he doesn't like it.]

[uberboned]

You can trust me. I don't kill people.

[....]

...Who don't deserve it.

[thelightbringer]

And you already trust me, so....

[maddest]

The problem with knowing you all is that I don't have anyone left to pray to for luck.

[thelightbringer]

How is that a problem? You don't need luck, now.

[uberboned]

We're like your guardian angels. [He shoots Lucifer the most EVIL GRIN.]

[maddest]

From hell.

Literally.

[thelightbringer]

Only one. And you should be glad. It means we have a balanced perspective.

[uberboned]

And none of us have Heaven on our minds. Mostly. It's good for you, because most of Heaven would've executed you as an abomination. [So cheerfully.]