IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

[thelightbringer]

But hellcats are invisible. [Your argument is invalid!]

[uberboned]

[...Point.] Can Break see them or does he just have to wander around and hope he doesn't step on the tail of an easily-offended hellbeast?

[thelightbringer]

He has one eye and I've had to repair it twice in a year. I think it doesn't matter if the cat's invisible to him or not.

Mostly she climbs on things and purrs at him till he finds her. [It's ruining the reputation, Gabe.]

[uberboned]

Awww. [Yep. Totally ruining the reputation.] Yeah, she sounds really vicious. On second thought, maybe you should get me a hellcow. It can play hide-and-seek with Jade.

[thelightbringer]

You've met Jade?

[uberboned]

She wants me for my theme park.

[thelightbringer]

Who doesn't?

[maddest]

You have a theme park?

[Asks Break, as he pokes his head out of the cupboard. The glasses cupboard. Which should be small enough to barely hold a cat.

Happy April first, Gabriel.]

[uberboned]

[Gabriel, much to his credit, does not jump forty feet in the air, but he does jolt a little, which, honestly, might mean little for a human, but for an angel is pretty much like saying HELLO, I JUST GOT SERVED. PLEASE MOCK ME. He whirls to face Break and glares at him.] Huh. Funny. I thought you were already out of the closet.

[thelightbringer]

So what does coming out of the cupboard mean?

[Lucifer stands and goes to ruffle Break's hair. And then more laughing at Gabriel.]

You gave him a heart attack, Xerxes~

[maddest]

He's fine.

[Unfolding himself out of the cupboard, a one-man clown car.]

Start small, my dears. What does coming out of the closet mean?

[uberboned]

It means you're gay. [Gabriel's too offended to beat around the pop culture bush and he also... Wants to beat Lucifer to the punch.] Also, he so didn't nearly give me anything. I was surprised.

[thelightbringer]

And I know how hard it is to surprise you. Don't feel bad, [smug smug] he surprises me, too. Happens to the best of us~

[maddest]

Oh.

[Eyebrows arching.]

That isn't- well. I'm putting the kettle on.

[uberboned]

It's a compliment! [...Because being called gay is totally a compliment. It means you have impeccable fashion sense and don't get involved with women. Rolling his eyes, he turns back to Lucifer.] Have you told him yet?

[thelightbringer]

That he's gay? No. [Smirking at him. You go do the talking, Gabe, Lucifer likes watching you two interact.]

[maddest]

I am?

[Head swiveling like he's watching tennis.]

[uberboned]

Dragons, Break. Stay on topic. [Grinning like crazy. :|]

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer holds his thumb and forefinger a little apart]

You are. A little.

Go on, Gabriel, tell him about the dragon parade.

[maddest]

I'm a dragon?

[Nope, not tracking.]

[uberboned]

Yes, Break. You're a dragon. We were gonna let you down easy, but the time for that has passed. [He snorts.] Lucy and I wanna train a dragon or two to divebomb the city a little. Throw the Animus off their groove.

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer will just be biting the side of his thumb to keep from snickering. It's surreal to watch Break and Gabriel talk.]

No humans will be harmed in the making of this prank, to head off that question.

[maddest]

Good angel.

[He tells Lucifer, distractedly, because he's learning. But his gaze flicks back to Gabriel.]

You do realize they'll kill you.

[uberboned]

The Animus or the dragons? [Completely innocent.] 'Cause we have Raphael- she's got some weird animal whisperer thing going on. Or she's a princess and no one told us.

[thelightbringer]

Dragons are her spirit animal. Who knew! [Really, he's shocked.]