IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And unpronounceable. If being a vampire with a future hubby twice her age didn't scar that kid, trying to write that crap on her Kindergarten nameplate would.

[paterelohim]

Uh, excuse you, their pedophile love was beautiful.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And taught a generation of young girls that it's okay if the creepy older man watches you play while you're a toddler- he could totally be your future husband. Humbert Humbert's come a long way.

[paterelohim]

At what point does she become an acceptable Trickster target?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Who do you think leaked Midnight Son?

[paterelohim]

[ ...

Brb, laughing forever.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Without me, we would've had to sit through another three books, plus another three just to get Jacob's side, and probably another hundred to cover the perspectives of all the minor characters.

I single-handedly saved the literary world.

[paterelohim]

Future scholars bow in gratitude to you.