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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

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Okay. First of all? I'm in the middle of trying to stab a cat in the face, so can you keep the sanctomonious bullshit to a minimum? I know what I did, I feel like shit about it. I will deal with it when she's cooled down enough that she won't throw a tire iron at my head, which is somewhere between now and six hours from now, because I can't stand this. I need her right now and, like it or not, Daddy 2.0? She needs me. I'm the only person who can help her right now. It's my problem. And unlike the statistics about kids with deadbeat dads becoming deadbeat dads, I look out for my family.

So go clean your shotgun and blow me.

[There's a pause] And for the record? I didn't risk her life. We made a choice. It didn't pan out. So don't friggin' villainize me. I'd never put her in harm's way if I could help it.

The fact that she needs you is why I'm demanding answers instead of blood. Here's a fact about family - we take care of each other. She's as much mine as yours. So what is this and what is to be done.

[His tone darkens.]

You've known about this for a few weeks. So yes, you did.

Don't fucking talk to me about family, jackass, and don't treat me like I'm one of your kids. [Trigger buttons ahoy] You and Claudio and Trauma and the rest of Jinx's side of the family'll get the full story after she does. Not before. After.

[He growls] It wouldn't have killed her at this stage. I had to be sure, okay? I wasn't gonna tell her until I was positive, because she has a tendency to do the stupid thing. I was trying to protect her.

Oh believe me, I'm not. [...Because his son in law? Often got this tone. The one he tried to KILL for messing with his daughter.]

Did it ever occur to you I could have told you within two seconds? I didn't even need to be within twenty feet of her.

Now. I admit magic isn't my strong suit. I leave that to my girls. However I do know angel and human cross breeding is frowned upon. Tell me why.

Nope. Didn't occur to me at all. Believe it or not, you do not have your own gravitational pull.

[Growl] Like I said, Jinx deserves to know first. It's her kid, it's her body, and if anyone's gonna tell her, it's me. So get in line, Pops.

Then get your head out of your ass Gabriel. There isn't a damn person on this island who isn't SERO's pet who knows more about Mutant/Meta physiology than me. And given my other daughter? I know quite a bit about magical pregnancies.

I'm not going to repeat anything to Jinx. I finally got her to sleep. But I am going to research this. How willing you are in helping is up to you.

I'm willing to help her. If she wants you filled in on all the details, then I'll bite, but until I talk to her, no one's getting anything out of me. Sorry for your luck.

What part of that sounded like a request?

I'm sorry, what part of my charming personality suggested I take demands, you arrogant dick.

The part that loves Jinx and is smart enough to realize the kind of damange a very pissed off Magneto can cause.

You're walking a really thin line here. I gave you a compromise. You can take it or you can piss her off when she realizes you went after her boyfriend because he wanted her to hear the real story from him first.

You helped her- I respect that. That and the fact that I'm a generally nice guy are the only reasons you still have lungs right now. Talk down to me again, though. I dare you.

Doing what you want isn't a compromise, more so given I wouldn't tell her. I admit the more...magical parts of Judaism I'm largely ignorant of. But I have heard enough to have this niggling in my brain of 'A human-angel hybrid is bad' and you are only proving that.

[A snort of laughter.]

So long as I have my powers, without my lungs, blood congealed in my veins, I'd still live. But if you think this is 'talking down' to you...

[He's a megalomaniac. He's actually NOT talking down to Gabriel right now.]

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