IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Staring.

So. Much. Staring. And then Gabriel takes a deep breath. A very calming breath.]

Ahiru. You know I think you're a doll. In fact, you're practically a sister to me. So when I say this, know I'm saying it as someone who really cares about you.

[He pauses long enough to take another breath and then...]

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DUMB?

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

[She smiles a little UNTIL THAT LAST SENTENCE.]

W-W-Wait, what? I didn't do anything wrong, I'm fine!

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[He barks a laugh.] YOUR SOUL IS IN A JAR. That is not where souls belong, contrary to what Faust'll tell you.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

It's not a jar! Anyways, i-it's not like it's gone, it's right here! I still have it and stuff!

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

So why do I need to spit-shine it?

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

Well, over time it sort of gets dirty, and I need someone to clean it before it gets too dirty because it doesn't, um, seem like it would be very fun if it was really gross!

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you got the soul shoved back into your body where it belongs, we wouldn't have this problem.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

I said it's fine, really! It's fine where it is!

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

It's in a broach. It's a pickpocket away from ending up on Ebay.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

I won't lose it! I never lost my other pendant, either! [EXCEPT ONCE but that doesn't count.]

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....Okay, fine. You win, kiddo. I'll do the whole soul purifying thing. Just pray for me- I'll be there in two shakes.

[If you think you're getting off that easy... You don't know Gabriel, Ahiru.]

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

Huh? O-Oh, like I said, I don't need it for a few more weeks! I just wanted to make sure I knew someone who could do it before then.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Just remember to say your prayers. You'll be good to go.

[BRB GOING KITTY HUNTING.]

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

Okay... Um, thank you! [SCREAM. She can make her own life decisions, okay! ALSO HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS.]

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[NO, BUT HE SURE AS HELL IS GONNA GO FIND OUT. NO MORE LIFE CHOICES FOR YOU, AHIRU.]