IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabriel finally turns the feed on on his end. And just stares.]

You two are the worst drunk-dialers ever. Get me a distillery and two hours and I'll show you how this is done. Amateurs.

[video]

[paterelohim]

[He starts, looks at the NV, a little startled, then looks at Anna seriously.] Hey- Anna, we forgot about the midget angel. Shhhh, don't move too fast. I hear they can smell fear.

[Chuck finally reaches down to pick up the NV, gripping it like a lifeline. Judging by how much he's had to drink, it actually might be.]

[video]

[gotbackupagain.livejournal.com]

[She gives him a look, though it looks a bit pathetic with her eyes still red and puffy. All the same, she drops her voice.] But he's taller than both of us. [Whisper whisper.]

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm three seconds from getting some of that grog from Asgard and then you'll be sorry. [The last part he kind of lilts in a sing-song.]

[video]

[paterelohim]

Wait-

-Asgard is in Siren's Port?

[video]

[gotbackupagain.livejournal.com]

What's Asgard? ... What's grog?

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. Asgard's in your closet. Surprise.

[video]

[paterelohim]

That would suck so hard, dude. I don't need gods living in my closet. I already have angels stalking me. [Whatever Lucifer is like eleven angels all by himself.]

[video]

[gotbackupagain.livejournal.com]

[Living things in the closet? D8 B-but.]

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Too bad. That's what happens when you get drunk and crank-call angels.

[video]

[paterelohim]

You... plant pagan realms in our closets?

That's kind of weird.

We weren't crank calling you! Were we, Anna?

[video]

[gotbackupagain.livejournal.com]

[She just sort of looks at Chuck, then back to the NV.]

Nope. [Look she's the most convincing Angel in the Garrison.]

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

It was short notice. Next time you get drunk, warn me ahead of time and it'll be something snazzier.

[Eyeroll]

I am so not being your designated driver.

Re: [video]

[paterelohim]

Oh come on. You don't mind.

What else were you doing tonight?

Wait- oh god, no no no no no no no don't tell me, I'll probably see it later.

Uh. On that note.

Do you know where I can get an ice pick? Discount. I need to do a thing. I need bleach and a grill lighter, too. After the fucking dreams I'm gonna have. Everything is your fault, Gabriel.

[video]

[gotbackupagain.livejournal.com]

... Can you actually drive? [/PRIORTIES]

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....is he gonna go all Sharon Stone on someone?

[/BETTER PRIORITIES]

[video]

[paterelohim]

Just on myself. [He reels back to point ACCUSINGLY and wobbly at the screen.] If I have to see you and Jinx-