IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[The callback is almost immediately.]

If I answer, will you stop calling me?

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

If that is what you wish, my lord.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Through gritted teeth] Fine. Ask away.

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

What are Lord Lucifer's sins?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Long pause]

....That's your question?

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is.

Is that all right to ask?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

It's a loaded question. Ask ten different angels, they'll give you ten different answers. You want mine? He's guilty of being a brat who couldn't handle Daddy not loving him most. Everything else that came after is thanks to what was done to him because he disagreed with the rest of the family.

Now stop calling me.

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

Lord Gabriel, I would love to, but that is not a good answer.

I respect and love you most of all, my dearest angel. But when one's lord does not give an answer that they like, should they not keep on asking until they hear everything?

I believe in you absolutely and completely, so I am certain that eventually ... things will come to light that makes sense to someone as dense as I am.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....Okay.

We're gonna put a pin in this conversation for, like, five seconds.

Why the hell am I your favorite? Do you live in Opposite Land or something?

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

Hm?

I love Castiel because he is so sweet and innocent just as I imagined angels to be. Not to mention, he protected that which I deem to be very dear to me. And I care very much for Lord Lucifer because he speaks nicely to me and will allow me a warm embrace should we ever meet. He gives me appropriate attention and forgives me all of my sins.

But you ... you act like neither of them and so I wish to be acknowledged by you. I suppose that is why I consider you my favorite with the hope that it will allow you to see and like me back as much as I like you, Lord Gabriel.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[There's a long, long pause.]

....Good luck with that.

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

So, it won't work?

Shall I tell Lord Lucifer that he is my favorite instead?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Sure. He'll love it. Guy laps up attention.

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

He doesn't seem to trust me.

How can I get him to trust me?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Lucifer doesn't even trust me. You're on your own with that one.

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

Mmn, very well.

Thank you so much, Lord Gabriel. I still care about and respect you greatly. [And going to try to make you jealous by being nice and showing favoritism to Lucifer.]