I sent a professor with a fondness for hooking up with college girls a dead girl. He threw himself out a window in shock. One time, I had a frat boy who couldn't stop picking on his pledges abducted by aliens that made him slow dance. I stuck a guy in a time loop where he had to watch his brother die over and over again to show him that there was no way to save him..

And that's just the cherry on the sundae. I teach people lessons. I couldn't be doing this, if I did that just for kicks.