http://painhumbles.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] uberboned 2010-02-24 05:01 am (UTC)

I killed a guy with the Incredible Hulk because he beat his wife. And you don't even wanna know what I did to the frat boy who couldn't stop hazing nerds. This? Is small potatoes, my friend.

I'm not really gonna steal the kid's kidney, by the way. This is stress relief! See? I feel better already!

[Pause. Music continues.]

....I am so close to erasing the 70's from existence. Or shooting myself in the head. It won't work, but maybe my vessel's ears will ring so much, I won't be able to hear for a week!

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