"I'd say I just don't have tact, but if you wanna call it honesty, I'll tack it up with my other virtues... If I have any other virtues." He pursed his lips, considering. "I have... No, that's not a virtue. Um. There was one. I think."

He shrugged it off, snickering at himself. "Well, aside from the fact that I could've picked a better time to show up. Fight Club and the Warden bitchfight of the year? That I could do without."