IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[thelightbringer]

Would my reasons really matter?

Anyway I split my own hand open on his face. [And that wasn't actually the worst of it.] He gave up, Gabriel. You think waiting is going to help anything?

[uberboned]

Worked for Chris Brown.

[YES, HE WENT THERE.]

[thelightbringer]

[S t a r e.]

I can't do that. None of us know how long we'll even be here. I'm not going to spend my time waiting for something that probably won't ever happen.

[uberboned]

Okay, but I swear he's gonna come crawling back. In the meantime... Well, you've got us... Except Raphael, because she's an amnesiac who wants to maim you.

[thelightbringer]

You know, he'll probably give her even worse 'memories' about me as revenge.

[He uses some mojo to get the carousel spinning.]

I'm actually looking forward to dragging you and Castiel on an adventure.

[uberboned]

[Ahh spinning. Gabriel props his legs up on the edge of the sled.] And I'm looking forward to doing something other than creeping people out with a kinda-haunted theme park and being knee-deep in everyone's relationship drama- no offense. The fact that you actually have relationship drama takes a load off my mind.

[thelightbringer]

Lucky for you, I'm not in a relationship. [He's considering getting a t-shirt with that written on the front.

He sets it spinning even faster, because he can.]

[uberboned]

[Gabriel lurches forward a bit in surprise and just gives Lucifer a look.] Oh come on, relationships aren't always about sex and love and all that BS. You like a person, they like you- bam, it's a relationship. Basic sociology.

[thelightbringer]

Then hasn't every day since Michael and I started fighting been nothing but relationship drama?

[uberboned]

.....Duh?

[thelightbringer]

No.

[That was an object lesson, Gabriel.]

And if it had, shouldn't what happened with Michael be reason not to encourage 'relationships' for me?

[uberboned]

In the words of Michael Jackson when he was still black? One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.

[thelightbringer]

In that vein didn't I just say the problem is that I'm not ruining Xerxes? I think even Jinx is going to recover...which is a shame because what am I supposed to do with her if she's afraid to get near me?

[Your fault, Gabriel. Yours.]

[uberboned]

Let her sort it out for herself. Calm down, Lucy. I'm not Dr. Phil- your soap opera can't fix itself in one night.

[thelightbringer]

[No, Gabriel, he's stressed because he made a deal with her. He needs to make her break it.]

Dr. Phil would have been yelling at me by now.

[uberboned]

He would have had an aneurysm and then where would we be, aside from down one useless daytime celebrity? Good thing it's just me.

[thelightbringer]

Let me ask you something, then.

What makes you so sure all of this [he won't call whatever it is with Break by any name] will work out?

[uberboned]

I watch a lot of Lifetime.

[thelightbringer]

Our lives wouldn't make it onto Lifetime.

[uberboned]

So does that mean we're actually HBO material?

[thelightbringer]

All thanks to your perverted shenanigans.

[uberboned]

And they said being kinky would never amount to anything.

[thelightbringer]

It has its uses. [The most grudging admission, because knowing Gabriel he'll take it the wrong way and run with it.]