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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-10-19 10:32 pm
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IC CONTACT POST


[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ Yes whatever.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-08-20 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . well ok BUT]

I fail to see how that changes anything.
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ You're ten shades of fucked.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-08-20 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. Crowley is fairly satisfied with that. And if the Winchesters and Castiel are watching, then they know that much.

SO HE'S JUST GOING TO PUT THE FILTER ON LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE...]


I don't necessarily have that much more to lose.

[While it once was self-demeaning, now it's just simple fact. He doesn't have Hell, or the demons, and he's cursed with being part human. It can't really get much worse for Crowley.

Though -- ]


And in all fairness, they started it.
integrity: [Season Eight] (♆ The world ends with a bang.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-08-20 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
You don't rule a piece of the afterlife.

[It's a little different, when they're screwing with the balance of the universe.]

Besides, I need to remove their livers for what they did to my dog.
integrity: [Season Eight] (♆ And I thought to myself.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-08-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Naomi was doing just fine until she lost a few marbles.

[Bless her heart. Crowley was always fond of her.]

Without a liver, he'll die faster.

I fail to see the problem.
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ Always prepared.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-08-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
With what you lot have done over the centuries, being brainwashed and memory-wiped is kinder than remembering what you've all done. Demons don't have the luxury of ignorance.

[Crowley knows more than he lets on -- mostly because he was there, for part of it.

But his tone shifts from seriousness to a bit more amused.]


Though she is attractive.

[He'll let the Winchesters go, for now, in favor of torment.]
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ Dick's dead.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-08-22 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Make me.

[Petulantly -- but Crowley focuses on something else, tone light and amused.]

What do you want in exchange for keeping idiot and moron away from me?

[Nothing is free, after all.]
integrity: [Season Eight] (♆ Motivational speaker.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-08-24 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you take me for, an amateur?

[Absolutely not.]

I do have dogs I need to get rid of, though, if you need a suggestion.

[This is pretty much what his life has come to.]
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ Screwing over ancient Creation.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-08-26 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's more than a fair trade.

They're the most loyal creatures in the universe.
integrity: [Season Eight] (♆ The Word of God.)

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[personal profile] integrity 2013-09-03 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that amount of training is up to you.