IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

[uberboned]

In the words of Michael Jackson when he was still black? One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.

[thelightbringer]

In that vein didn't I just say the problem is that I'm not ruining Xerxes? I think even Jinx is going to recover...which is a shame because what am I supposed to do with her if she's afraid to get near me?

[Your fault, Gabriel. Yours.]

[uberboned]

Let her sort it out for herself. Calm down, Lucy. I'm not Dr. Phil- your soap opera can't fix itself in one night.

[thelightbringer]

[No, Gabriel, he's stressed because he made a deal with her. He needs to make her break it.]

Dr. Phil would have been yelling at me by now.

[uberboned]

He would have had an aneurysm and then where would we be, aside from down one useless daytime celebrity? Good thing it's just me.

[thelightbringer]

Let me ask you something, then.

What makes you so sure all of this [he won't call whatever it is with Break by any name] will work out?

[uberboned]

I watch a lot of Lifetime.

[thelightbringer]

Our lives wouldn't make it onto Lifetime.

[uberboned]

So does that mean we're actually HBO material?

[thelightbringer]

All thanks to your perverted shenanigans.

[uberboned]

And they said being kinky would never amount to anything.

[thelightbringer]

It has its uses. [The most grudging admission, because knowing Gabriel he'll take it the wrong way and run with it.]