Hey! Do you like food and shit? Have you waited all your life to watch uptight archangels fail at playing video games and inevitably talking trash like racist preteens on Windows Live? Then stop by Michael and Raphael's house on Thanksgiving around probably 2 or some shit, and be a part of a cultural phenomenon!

[The used-car-sales-pitch voice drops abruptly into his usual wandering tone.]

And dessert. There's gonna be a lot of sugar. And angel-strength booze. And probably enough leftovers to feed some of your roommates.