Because you'd be three-hundred pound heavier if you weren't also an archangel.

[She picks up the puppy to not only put her in her lap, but to snuggle the little beast against her chest. The rest of what she says is in a baby talk voice. The same way she used to talk to her stomach when she mocked Gabriel.]

Daddy's a fatty. He played the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters. Yes he did.

[Oh, yes. She hates the puppy.]