[And if Jinx listens sharply to her left, she'll hear a sharp whistle and Gabriel's voice yelling:] Whoa! Look at her go. Boys, you better hoof it. For a pregnant woman, those little legs can move fast. Chop, chop, people. I hear TMZ's foaming at the mouth for this exclusive.

[And then there were none. And Jinx is joined by an smugass angel right beside her.]

They'll be chasing your doppelganger through every Starbucks on the island. We've got awhile.