[Contrary to all those tales of omniscience, an archangel can still be startled enough to smack his head against the table in surprise. Unlike most people, when it happens, they have to maintain their dignity and wait a few moments to pretend like THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN.]

Call me superstitious, but when Satan up and leaves a joint? I think it's time to start making sure this isn't borderline Amityville. [And out from under the table he comes. Finally.

....God, objects in video really are just as fuzzy as they appear. Oh well. Racism is last millennium.]

....You must be Danny.