[He takes her chin in one hand and gives her one chaste kiss on the lips, like some sort of sappy fairy tale 'break-the-spell' sort of thing, which he immediately covered up by launching into sarcasm again.] You'll be more eloquent when you write about this moment in your diary- which, by the way? I didn't read. Nice closet, by the way. Are you keeping the Twilight Zone in there?